Anonymous:
I have a funny post idea. First person say, "He would not hurt a fly!" Then the next person say "I am a frog! You do not know me! I eat flys all day!" But it end up that the first person is a fly and he would be eaten by the second person.

fartgallery:

am i having a stroke because no matter how many times i read this i cant comprehend whats going on

Hemingway

literarystarbucks:

Hemingway goes up to the counter and orders one espresso. It’s hot. He drinks it in silence. It makes him remember his father’s cabin. He thinks about the woman he loved once. He does not smile. The coffee reminds him of war - short but painful, swallowed down quickly. One could order worse drinks. He leaves Starbucks and walks out into the rain.

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portablemiah:

dude if you think about it we’re already astronauts. earth is in space. we’re in space. dude

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sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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(Source: cremebun, via meelktea)

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